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Eenque Pen

from Dull by r. stevie moore © 1995

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from Dull, released November 30, 1995
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Here we here we here we go

I've lost my composure, I found out too late
I'm no good for this world, yeah
I thought things were changing, I bought all the self-help books
I read in the fireplace, baby

And what it all adds up to
Is that everything never was mine mine mine
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the bird finger.

I'm poor but I'm spending, I sleep but I toss
My body's a softball, yeah
I'm Ciskel and Ebert, my two thumbs are up
My pinkies are crooked, baby

And what it all shouts out to
Is that everything makes me quite uptight
Cause I got an eenque pen in my pocket
And the other one contains a pipe bomb.

And what it all falls down to
Is that I finally got it all figured out just now
Cause I got one foot in my pocket
And the other one inserted in your mouth.

I think that I'm sexy, I blink when I'm cold
I need an adjustment, yeah
I'm smart with confusion, I'm choking on attitude
My hate is contagious, baby

And what it all comes down at
Is that you really had it all figured out for us
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains some white-out.

And what it all goes round to, my friend yeah
Is that everything is just trite trite trite
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one strokes my penis computer.

Com here. Come on, com.

I'm low but I'm smiling, I'm well but I'm ill
I wish I was moving, yeah
I'm small at erection, I'm crazy but rhythmic
I'm home but I'm helpless, baby

And who they all make up with
Is that everyone's gonna be behind hind hind
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is pulling down my zipper.

I feel drunk cause I am nights, I'm old as a teenager
I'm fucked up for certain, yeah
Alanis Morissette ain't Alannah Myles
Anne Murray is havin' my baby

And what it all drools down to
Is that Canadian ladies make me uptight
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains your phone number.

And what the girls go down on
Is the river called Rhine Rhine Rhine
Cause I got one hand on the soda pop
And the other one is pouring the VO.

I think about Gott, I dream about Tennessee
I just wanna be a little baby
I'm not into sufferin', I wanna die peacefully
I wish I was wealthy, baby

And what it all involves with
Is that I always had it all figured out just right
Cause I had an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contained my toothbrush.

And what it all smells just like, my friend yeah
Is that everybody is on Price Is Right
Cause I got one hand on the register
And the other one is charging a credit card.

Chickenshit dot com. Dot com.
Chickenshit, fried chickenshit. Dot com.

I'm slow but I'm rushing, I'm dirty but safe
I'm stupid and proud of it, yeah
I'm far from psychotic, I'm nearly profane
I used to be Baptist, baby

And what it all calculates up to
Is that everything's gonna be bottom line
Cause I got one hand on the pasta
And the other one is stirring the Ragu.

I'm surfin' in Florida, I'm stuck down in Tennessee
I'm black in New Jersey, baby
My mahter was precious, my fahter was Lucifer
My youth was a shambles, baby

And what it all backs off from
Is that any way you go you gotta fuss and fight
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a roadmap.

And what it's all reduced to
Is that I haven't got a town figured out just yet
Cause I got a plane ticket in my pocket
And the other one contains a bible.

I'm grieving with joy, I'm leaving but staying put
You'll never again see your baby
I'm going to bed, I pull up the comforter
I just need to urinate, baby

And what it all pumps up to
Is that no one can compare to the boy I be
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one fits inside your rectum.

And what it all dissolves down to, my friend yeah
Is everything is just fine fine wine
Cause I got a rocket in my pocket
And the other one contains a pencil.

Eenque pen in my pocket
And the other one contains a pocketknife
And the other one contains a voicemail
And the other one contains my tape key
And the other one contains a CD
And the other one contains a ballad
And the other one contains a Gramma
I got an eenque pen in my pocket
Eenque pen in my pocket
Eenque pen in my pocket
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a souvenir
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a butterfly
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a rabbit's foot
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a mitten
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a hash joint
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a derringer
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a vitamin
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a quarter
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains Frank Zappa
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a Trojan-enz
Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket
And the other one contains a summons.

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hand in my pocket, alanis morrissette

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